My friend and I in the car:
Me: "Holy crap, that was super short!"
(Referring to the traffic light)
Him: *smirks* "You know what else is short?"
Me: "Oh my god, Ethan SHUT UP!" *I blush and hit his arm*
Him: "I meant you!! You're short, you perv!!"
Me: "You suck."
Him: *smirks bigger* "You know what else suc-"
Me: "Shut your face before I throw this week old pack of Oreos at you."